I just went to McDonald's. I fucking hate McDonald's. So why did I go? Because tonight is the final broadcast of Phil Hendrie's radio show. He inspired me to order a "Q P wi' Chee". It's the most edible form of fast food whilst in transit, and it's fun to say.

I discovered Phil's show in 2001, and I've been a devoted fan ever since that first night I figured out what the show was really about. To summarize, it's about making fun of stupid people. Stupid people who willingly dial into a talk show to debate with a fictional person. And he's been doing it for about thirty years. Three decades. In plain sight. And most people still don't have a clue.

Good luck in TV, pal. When your TV show fails and you resort to satellite radio, I guess I'll have to finally break down and buy a subscription.